"people are like circles. you see this part of my circle, and you think what you see is me. part of it is, but that isn't all i am."
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If you call me Mitzi then you are either family or close friends from work and school.
If you call me Michelle then you are folks at hp and a few clients.
If you call me Mitch then you are one of the divas and/or very likely called jhules eusebio, marilen dizon or mavic venezuela.
If you call me Weirdo then you're my sister flosie or judy gray reyes.
If you call me Ms. Michelle then you are most definitely mhela samson.
If you call me Pao-pao then you're louella logan from SLC.
If you call me Auntie Mitzi then you are one of my adorable nephews and nieces who never cease to amaze me -- what can I say my family is quite fecund.
If you call me Michuchay or Michuchi then you are my manang pinky or mama guia.
If you call me Mish or sister then you are gina tobias.
If you call me Sis then you're one of my siblings -- sometimes if they need something from me they call me manang.
If you call me Shelley then you are friends in college or folks at ayala plans or you can also be ces apistar.
If you call me Mitchie then you are folks from batac -- my uncle oscar (who incidentally is also from batac) calls me that as well.
If you call me Bru (short for bruha) then you are either manang medette or auntie lotta.
If you call me Mitzikikay then you are a childhood friend or my brother Jackie or my wawa caring.
If you call me Mare then kumare nga kita.
If you call me Marse then you're chet arriola -- I never got it though why Marse?
If you call me Honey then you're my friend aiee angeles.
If you call me Arf Arf (sniff sniff slobber slobber) then you're either snoopy, buttercup, pudgey or mojo -- our dogs of course.
If you call me Manang Mitzi then you're friends of my siblings or my sister-in-law florence.
If you call me Tita Michelle then you're the sons and daughters of folks at hp.
If you call me 'anak ko' then you're either my mama norma or my mom.
If you refer to me as Star Jupers or Star Jups then you're one of my cousins from the monroy clan.
If you call me 'ading ko' then you're my manang connie.
If you ever attempt to call me 'hoy taba' then you deserve a blackeye you f*cking ass wipe!
If you happen to see my globe bill and go P. Michelle? -- what does the P stand for? -- for the nth time I'm not telling ok? so it's not a state secret -- I just ain't telling ok? NOT Patricia!
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