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jun-jun and the boxers

jun-jun and the boxers
a short story by moi!

It was suppose to be a night of fun -- a bridal shower for a friend at work. the party began invariably enough with people coming in late. The venue was this quaint inn which was perfect as it was nearby and which, more importantly, fit our budget.

Everyone (except for the bride-to-be of course) was involved in the planning and execution, so to speak, of what purportedly was going to be THE best bridal shower ever! we had the food and drinks covered, games, sexy/kinky gifts and for the piece de resistance -- a male stripper. The stripper arrived a few minutes late but no prob -- it was a go! He went into the shower and did his thing and came out to a roomful of expectant albeit somewhat apprehensive bevy of girls. He went jiggy to 3 songs and was done in 15 minutes or less.

The party was about to swing into a high note when the a-hole of a stripper demanded more money than what was agreed. At first they tried to reason with the guy but was answered with threats. The bastard refused to leave unless we gave him more money. Some of the ladies present started to get a little worried with the situation and then someone said we should leave the place and then we started to pack up. At that point I think some of the girls panicked and went flying out of the door. The room emptied in less than 5 seconds although there were a few who stayed behind. I saw the stripper calmly grabbed hold of a bottle and went in pursuit loudly demanding his pay. I heard girls sobbing and screaming for the guard. Later on I was told there was a scene at the lobby and some went running into the next door establishment.

The 3 of us who got left behind locked the door and proceeded to clean up. A few minutes later calls were made accounting for everyone's safety. After that we went down and we all met up at the front of the inn and quickly regrouped.

Most of us went back to the office and proceeded to discuss the incident in earnest. It was later on that we realized how nightmarishly it could have turned out. We all escaped to tell the story and with none the worse for wear.

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