jun-jun and the boxers chronicles - continued
As told by: Dizondu (as in disundo ng Stripper)
1) What was the first thing you got hold of when the squabble between the Boxers (tayo yun mga guests) and Jun-jun started? And why?
Answer:
Top 3 stuff to save from Jun-jun
A)Of course my office bag and,
B) another bag which contains the props and prizes for the party (i.g. 1 kg of uncooked oats, 15 pieces of lollies and blindfold for the bride-to-be).
C) I also got hold of Jackie's phone which was just beside my bag when the chaos started.
2) What did you do next when you saw Jun-jun grabbing the bottle? (Your story please, from the time you saw him with the bottle up to point you were home already)
Answer:
There are so many ways to tell the story. I might as well make mine something like this:
Top 5 Reasons that made me Bote-phobic
A) I was so wa-poise to the point of stepping over the bed just so I would not have to go around the tip of the bed which was quite near to where Jun-jun was standing. And then he moved towards the bar with lots of BOTE.
B)I don’t want to be outrun by Jules again. Daya! He was just carrying a clutch bag.
C)I don’t want to witness again Judy with her big heavy backpack heading to the 4th floor..two steps at a time whereas the whole pack was scurrying towards the ground floor.
D) It’s hard to run downstairs while screaming your lungs out with “Guard! Guard!” and “May bote, may bote” or “May nanggugulo!”. Double the effort when your direction is upstairs. Again, why Judy? Whyyy?
E) I can’t take refuge again in Congo Grill to hide from a bote-wielding Jun-jun. Eh mas maraming bote dun noh!
3) And lastly, what do you think made Jun-jun go ballistic/psychotic?Answer:
The culprit must be Jules’ black “blouse”. Jun-jun must gone crazy over the prints. Or maybe, instead of extra cash, the “blouse” is an eye candy for Jun-jun and he just wanted to have it as a bonus compensation.
Or
The serious altercation between the Boxers and Jun-Jun was already starting and Chet got mad to Kathy for tearing up some posters…”babasahin pa daw nya”. Jun-jun can’t just take it…ayun nabaliw sya.
Mich’s retorts to Jun-jun’s demands “Take it or leave it!”, “You don’t wanna leave the room, okay we will leave you here. Let’s go girls!”
Or
Jackie’s “Ano?!!”. She just had to snapped a reply when she asked Jun-jun how much more does he want. The most apt reaction .
4) Bonus question: What did you gain from the experience?
Answer:
All in all, three things were charge to my personal experience:
A) We owe Jun-jun for inspiring the group to meetamorphose to new fortified group which is now suitably called "Jun-jun and the Boxers' (and formerly known as the Divas aka Berks).
B) I will try next time to have grace under pressure and not to panic just like Mich. One more thing, hindi bagay sa kaha ko ang maging damsel in distress.
As told by: Dizondu (as in disundo ng Stripper)
1) What was the first thing you got hold of when the squabble between the Boxers (tayo yun mga guests) and Jun-jun started? And why?
Answer:
Top 3 stuff to save from Jun-jun
A)Of course my office bag and,
B) another bag which contains the props and prizes for the party (i.g. 1 kg of uncooked oats, 15 pieces of lollies and blindfold for the bride-to-be).
C) I also got hold of Jackie's phone which was just beside my bag when the chaos started.
2) What did you do next when you saw Jun-jun grabbing the bottle? (Your story please, from the time you saw him with the bottle up to point you were home already)
Answer:
There are so many ways to tell the story. I might as well make mine something like this:
Top 5 Reasons that made me Bote-phobic
A) I was so wa-poise to the point of stepping over the bed just so I would not have to go around the tip of the bed which was quite near to where Jun-jun was standing. And then he moved towards the bar with lots of BOTE.
B)I don’t want to be outrun by Jules again. Daya! He was just carrying a clutch bag.
C)I don’t want to witness again Judy with her big heavy backpack heading to the 4th floor..two steps at a time whereas the whole pack was scurrying towards the ground floor.
D) It’s hard to run downstairs while screaming your lungs out with “Guard! Guard!” and “May bote, may bote” or “May nanggugulo!”. Double the effort when your direction is upstairs. Again, why Judy? Whyyy?
E) I can’t take refuge again in Congo Grill to hide from a bote-wielding Jun-jun. Eh mas maraming bote dun noh!
3) And lastly, what do you think made Jun-jun go ballistic/psychotic?Answer:
The culprit must be Jules’ black “blouse”. Jun-jun must gone crazy over the prints. Or maybe, instead of extra cash, the “blouse” is an eye candy for Jun-jun and he just wanted to have it as a bonus compensation.
Or
The serious altercation between the Boxers and Jun-Jun was already starting and Chet got mad to Kathy for tearing up some posters…”babasahin pa daw nya”. Jun-jun can’t just take it…ayun nabaliw sya.
Mich’s retorts to Jun-jun’s demands “Take it or leave it!”, “You don’t wanna leave the room, okay we will leave you here. Let’s go girls!”
Or
Jackie’s “Ano?!!”. She just had to snapped a reply when she asked Jun-jun how much more does he want. The most apt reaction .
4) Bonus question: What did you gain from the experience?
Answer:
All in all, three things were charge to my personal experience:
A) We owe Jun-jun for inspiring the group to meetamorphose to new fortified group which is now suitably called "Jun-jun and the Boxers' (and formerly known as the Divas aka Berks).
B) I will try next time to have grace under pressure and not to panic just like Mich. One more thing, hindi bagay sa kaha ko ang maging damsel in distress.
Comments